Who died in a pineapple under the sea

This weeks story challenge: Pineapples
The way this works is that you the reader, read the challenges that Spoony, Knifey and I write, and then you comment with an ending to what we wrote, or how you think the rest of the story should go. By the end of the week we'll pick which ending we like best, and the person who wrote the story will say what they thought the ending should be.

Suzy was the oldest woman alive, she was 614 years old, and boy did she look it. She was really wrinkled, and her hair was thin and white. She often did things like take coupons out of the newspaper, and wave her fist menacingly at children who ran through her garden. She was old, too old, she was ready to die, but for some reason couldn't seem to kick the bucket.

That is until she was visited by Ursula, the sea queen, better known as the woman who gave Ariel legs in the little mermaid. No one reallt knew what Suzy was doing swimming in the ocean. Prince Erik thought she had gone senile, and Sebastion thought a shark would eat her. But instead Ursula made a rare visit to the surface and spoke to her.

"I see that death has passed you by..." Ursula said to Suzy.
"Yes, m'dear it has."
"Well I know a way for you to find death. Death loves making bargains, if you find him, maybe he will give you passage to the great beyond... for a price..."
"How do I find him?" Suzy questioned.
"You must look for a pineapple under the sea..."